To any anonymous callers to our home,
church or cell phone voice mail
who feel compelled to leave hate-filled
messages and threats
Just wanted to give you fair warning ...
We will be keeping the tapes/recordings
and will seek to trace your number
and when we find it will press charges.
Those messages containing threats
will be given special attention.
Keep in mind that we still love you
and will be happy to visit you in jail
if you should have to serve any time
but we just love you too much
to allow you to continue to be a menace.
We sincerely hope you get the help you deserve.
In case you are wondering, this is not a joke.